{"id":2074,"date":"2007-07-31T15:42:27","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T15:42:27","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T21:00:00","slug":"herr-doktor-ist-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/2007\/07\/31\/herr-doktor-ist-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Herr Doktor ist in!.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sevgili \u0130dris&#8217;le, Austin Powers&#8217;ta en \u00e7ok g\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz sahnelerden biriydi \u015fu:<\/p>\n<p><TABLE class=remark><TR><TD><\/p>\n<div align=justify>\n                                   DR. EVIL<br \/>\n                         In a little while, you&#8217;ll find out <br \/>\n                         that the Kreplachistani warhead has <br \/>\n                         gone missing.  Well, it&#8217;s in safe <br \/>\n                         hands.  If you want it back, you&#8217;ll <br \/>\n                         have to pay me&#8230;ONE MILLION DOLLARS!<\/p>\n<p>               The UN representatives are confused.  Number Two COUGHS.<\/p>\n<p>                                     DR. EVIL<br \/>\n                              (frustrated)<br \/>\n                         Sorry.  ONE-HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!<\/p>\n<p>               The representatives ARGUE amongst themselves.<\/p>\n<p> <b>                                    UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY<br \/>\n                         Gentlemen, silence!<br \/>\n                              (to Dr. Evil)<\/p>\n<p>               NOW, MR. EVIL&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>                                     DR. EVIL<br \/>\n                              (angry)<br \/>\n                         Doctor Evil!  I didn&#8217;t spend six <br \/>\n                         years in evil medical school to be <br \/>\n                         called &#8216;mister&#8217;.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>                                     UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY<br \/>\n                         Excuse me.  Dr. Evil, it is the policy <br \/>\n                         of the United Nations not to negotiate <br \/>\n                         with terrorists.<\/p>\n<p>                                     DR. EVIL<br \/>\n                         Fine, have it your way.  Gentlemen, <br \/>\n                         you have five days to come up with <br \/>\n                         one<\/p>\n<p>               hundred billion dollars.  If you fail to do so, we&#8217;ll set <br \/>\n               off the warhead and destroy the world.<\/p>\n<p>                                     UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY<br \/>\n                         You can&#8217;t destroy the world with a <br \/>\n                         single warhead.<\/p>\n<p>                                     DR. EVIL<br \/>\n                         Really?  So long.<\/p>\n<p>               The screen goes BLANK.<\/p>\n<p>                                     DR. EVIL<br \/>\n                              (to evil associates)<br \/>\n                         Gentlemen, in exactly five days from <br \/>\n                         now, we will be one-hundred billion <br \/>\n                         dollars richer.<br \/>\n                              (laughing)<br \/>\n                         Ha-ha-ha-ha.<br \/>\n                              (slightly louder)<br \/>\n                         Ha-ha-ha-ha.<\/p>\n<p>                                     EVIL ASSOCIATES<br \/>\n                              (laughing with him)<br \/>\n                         Ha-ha-ha-ha.<\/p>\n<p>               DR. EVIL &#038; ASSOCIATES<\/p>\n<p>               (LOUDER AND MORE STACCATO)<\/p>\n<p>               HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!<\/p>\n<p>               (louder again, and even more evil and maniacal)<\/p>\n<p>               HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!<\/p>\n<p>                                     (PAUSE)<br \/>\n                         Ohhhh, ahhhhhh&#8230;<br \/>\n                              (pause, quieter)<br \/>\n                         Ohhh, hmmmm.<br \/>\n                              (pause, very quiet)<br \/>\n                         hmn.<\/p>\n<p>               There is an uncomfortable pause, because clearly we should <br \/>\n               have FADED TO BLACK.  The evil associates look around the <br \/>\n               room, not knowing what to do with themselves.<\/p>\n<p>                                     DR. EVIL<br \/>\n                         Okay&#8230;Well&#8230;I think I&#8217;m going to <br \/>\n                         watch some TV.<\/p>\n<p>                                     EVIL ASSOCIATES<br \/>\n                         Okay.  Sure.<\/p>\n<p>               They exit the frame awkwardly.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><\/TD><\/TR><\/TABLE><\/p>\n<p>Sonunda, ne zamand\u0131r beklenen oldu ve ODT\u00dc Fizik B\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fc taraf\u0131ndan N\u00fckleer Ba\u015fl\u0131k olmasa da, en az onun kadar etkili (show me the button, I&#8217;m the <i>Doctor..<\/i>) bir &#8220;\u015fey&#8221;le \u00f6d\u00fcllendirildim. Art\u0131k sokaklarda, karanl\u0131klarda, karanl\u0131k sokaklarda (yeter \u015fart) yaln\u0131z ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131za dola\u015f\u0131rken daha dikkatli olman\u0131z\u0131 gerektirecek bir ger\u00e7ek daha var&#8230; Evet, evet, tam da o.<\/p>\n<p>[Ayr\u0131ca] Savunmam sonras\u0131nda \u00e7ekilen g\u00fczide bir resim, buyurunuz, buyurunuz:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/phd_savunma_20070718.jpg\" alt=\"Doktora Savunmam, 20070718\"><br \/><small>Zeynep Deniz Eygi, \u00d6zge Amutkan, Emel Kilit, Rengin Pek\u00f6z, Ece, Beng\u00fc, Deniz Tekin, Hande \u00dcst\u00fcnel, Naz\u0131m Dugan, Elif Yurdanur<\/small><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yani k\u0131saca: Gelebilece\u011fim en g\u00fczel yerde idim \u015fu 7 senedir. Me\u011fer <i>O g\u00fczel insanlar bu g\u00fczel b\u00f6l\u00fcme gelmi\u015fler<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sevgili \u0130dris&#8217;le, Austin Powers&#8217;ta en \u00e7ok g\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz sahnelerden biriydi \u015fu: DR. EVIL In a little while, you&#8217;ll find out that the Kreplachistani warhead has gone missing. Well, it&#8217;s in safe hands. If you want it back, you&#8217;ll have to pay me&#8230;ONE MILLION DOLLARS! The UN representatives are confused. Number Two COUGHS. DR. EVIL (frustrated) Sorry. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/2007\/07\/31\/herr-doktor-ist-in\/\" class=\"more-link\">Okumaya devam et<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Herr Doktor ist in!..&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}