{"id":2662,"date":"2008-04-15T01:15:52","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T01:15:52","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T21:00:00","slug":"wiredavclubsadomazobiriki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/2008\/04\/15\/wiredavclubsadomazobiriki\/","title":{"rendered":"WiredAVClubSadoMazoBir\u0130ki"},"content":{"rendered":"

Demi\u015ftim, de\u011fil mi, takip etti\u011fim dergiler aras\u0131nda Wired<\/a> ile A.V. Club var<\/a>, ikisi de birbirinden g\u00fczel. Ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn de Beng\u00fc’ye s\u00f6yl\u00fcyordum : T\u00fcrkiye’deyken art\u0131k bir daha derhi okuyamayaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr olmu\u015ftum. Her \u015feyi bildi\u011fimden de\u011fil ama dergilerdeki hemen her \u015feyin \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131labilir oldu\u011fundan. Eskiden ilgimi \u00e7eken dergilerde yorum k\u0131sm\u0131 giderek azal\u0131yordu ya da bana \u00f6yle geliyordu bir de ah o gereksiz ciddiyet. Hakikaten gelece\u011fe dair dergisel umutlar\u0131m\u0131 ciddi oranda kaybetmi\u015ftim ki i\u015fte bu ikisi yeti\u015fti imdad\u0131ma. A.V. Club daha bir ya\/t\/k\u0131n benim kafama ama Wired da bazen on ikiden vuruyor. Sonu\u00e7ta tavsiye ederim, vaktiniz olursa, nereye s\u00f6rf edece\u011finizi \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z bir vakit filan mesela gibicesine. Bu da tad\u0131ml\u0131k olsun, ben bay\u0131ld\u0131m harika bu \u00e7ocuklar hay \u00e7ok ya\u015fay\u0131n \u00e7ocuklar, e mi! Yeni nesil bir harika Samuel, duydun mu beni?<\/p>\n

Wired’s Geekster Handbook, a Field Guide to the Nerd Underground<\/big><\/b><\/a><\/p>\n


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\n1. The Fanboy<\/b>
\nDisposition:<\/b> Speaks mostly in lines from The Simpsons, Star Wars, Highlander, and Ghostbusters. Enjoys arguing about whether Batman or Boba Fett would win in a fight. (Batman.)
\nBeliefs:<\/b> The Force exists, but midi-chlorians are bullshit. Han shot first.
\nTurn-Ons:<\/b> Princess Leia in slave gear. Starbuck (male and female incarnations). Amazing Fantasy No. 15. Velour uniforms.<\/p>\n

2. The Music Geek
\nDisposition: Would be really happy to introduce you to music better than that overexposed crap you like. Always up for a show, but it’ll totally suck.
\nBeliefs: MP3s are not as good as CDs, which are not as good as vinyl LPs, which are not as cool as wax cylinders. What your speaker cables are made of matters.
\nTurn-Ons: A complete set of Sub Pop Singles Club 45s. VH1’s Behind the Music (hair metal only). 0.0 scores on Pitchfork. Vacuum tubes.<\/p>\n

3.The Gamer
\nDisposition: High DEX and INT scores, low CHA (thus, the lack of friends). Given to indecipherable insults (“I pwn3d u, n00b!”).
\nBeliefs: The game Real World has a great physics engine, hi-res graphics, and convincing surround sound, but the learning curve is too steep. Girls should dress like Yuna in Final Fantasy.
\nTurn-Ons: Spawn points. Haptic feedback. Pac-Man ringtones. Morgan Webb. Split-screen co-op.<\/p>\n

4. The Gadget Guy
\nDisposition: Sociable while waiting in line on launch day; ferocious in comments on Gizmodo. Seemingly unflappable in the face of early adopter’s remorse (aka Apple Newton Syndrome).
\nBeliefs: I can fix that. There’s no god but MacGyver. The price will drop in a month, but I need it now.
\nTurn-Ons: Unboxing videos. Backup batteries. Blue LEDs. Laser pointers. People who RTFM. Things that make loud clicking sounds.<\/p>\n

5. The Hacker
\nDisposition: Chronically crabby — then again, having such a superior intellect is a heavy burden. Paranoid tendencies.
\nBeliefs: One shall stand, one shall fall. Sun allergy is a real condition. Cybersex: not utterly disgusting. Cory Doctorow is too soft on DRM. 2600 magazine has gotten too commercial.
\nTurn-Ons: Trinity. l33t fluency. Narc-spotting at DefCon.<\/p>\n

6. The Otaku
\nDisposition: Alarmingly happy. Prefers to read right to left.
\nBeliefs: Manga is a medium, not a genre. Furries aren’t loathsome. I can learn Japanese from Gundam. Lynn Minmay is the most annoying character in the history of anything. The next major anime release will be a box office hit in the West — this time for sure. It’s not all tentacle porn, OK?
\nTurn-Ons: Tentacle porn. Dirty Larping. Dating sims. All things kawaii.<\/p>\n

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Ben mesela, fena halde 1 ile 2 kar\u0131\u015f\u0131m\u0131y\u0131m. Bar\u0131\u015f desen 4 (o 3 ile 6’y\u0131 iddia etse de) Ge\u00e7en Dee ile konu\u015fuyorduk da, Eki de 4. Neyse gidin bak\u0131n, zira ilgili yerleri bold mold yapmaya \u00fc\u015fendim, yerinde temizi g\u00fczeli var. Benden de selam s\u00f6yleyin, siz “modo$” deyin, o anlar.<\/p>\n

\nBonus da burada<\/a> ile burada<\/a> (aha aha aha). \u0130kincisi \u00e7ok korkun\u00e7 pek fena geldiyse, \u015fu<\/a> da olabilir. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Demi\u015ftim, de\u011fil mi, takip etti\u011fim dergiler aras\u0131nda Wired ile A.V. Club var, ikisi de birbirinden g\u00fczel. Ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn de Beng\u00fc’ye s\u00f6yl\u00fcyordum : T\u00fcrkiye’deyken art\u0131k bir daha derhi okuyamayaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr olmu\u015ftum. Her \u015feyi bildi\u011fimden de\u011fil ama dergilerdeki hemen her \u015feyin \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131labilir oldu\u011fundan. Eskiden ilgimi \u00e7eken dergilerde yorum k\u0131sm\u0131 giderek azal\u0131yordu ya da bana \u00f6yle geliyordu bir … Okumaya devam et “WiredAVClubSadoMazoBir\u0130ki”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}