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<\/center>g\u00fczel arkada\u015flar\u0131mdan, onlar\u0131n daha da g\u00fczel arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n arkada\u015flar\u0131ndan her g\u00fcn bu minvalde onlarca spam mail al\u0131yorum (ve dikkatinizi \u00e7ekmek isterim, penisimi nas\u0131l b\u00fcy\u00fctece\u011fimden ger\u00e7e\u011fine ancak bu kadar yak\u0131n olabilen rolex saatlere nas\u0131l ula\u015fabilece\u011fimi bana c\u00f6mert\u00e7e bildiren, g\u00fcnl\u00fck ortalama 150 harbi spam’i kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rm\u0131yorum bu i\u015fe). O y\u00fczden i\u015fte alternatif
\nBunlar\u0131…<\/b><\/p>\n
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- \u00d6ncelikle bir klasik olarak: “dahi” anlam\u0131na gelen “de”lerin ayr\u0131 yaz\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, “biliyormusunuz”, “biliyormuydunuz” de\u011fil, “biliyor musunuz”, ve “biliyor muydunuz” diye yaz\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, sizin b\u00f6yle ilkokul 2. s\u0131n\u0131f T\u00fcrk\u00e7enizle yazmakta oldu\u011funuz kompozisyonlar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n, biraz kitap okumu\u015f etmi\u015f ki\u015filerin g\u00f6zlerini ve kulaklar\u0131n\u0131 t\u0131rmalad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131…<\/li>\n
- O \u00e7ok sevdi\u011finiz MSN Messenger’\u0131n asla ve asla paral\u0131 olmayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc ‘IM’ ad\u0131 verilen ve ‘Anl\u0131k Mesajla\u015fma’ manas\u0131na gelen ‘Instant Messaging’ programlar\u0131 piyasas\u0131ndaki rekabet ortam\u0131n\u0131n paral\u0131 olan bir program\u0131n var olmas\u0131na izin vermedi\u011fini…<\/li>\n
- Gene o \u00e7ok sevdi\u011finiz MSN Messenger’\u0131n ikonu olan ye\u015fil adam\u0131n, ne yaz\u0131k ki, b\u00fcy\u00fck ihtimalle her daim ye\u015fil kalaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131, sizin keyfinize g\u00f6re mavi, k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 ya da mor olmayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131…<\/li>\n
- Her ne kadar hay\u0131r i\u00e7in yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnseniz de, iletti\u011finiz (forward etti\u011finiz) mesajlar\u0131n hi\u00e7bir ki\u015fiye yarar sa\u011flamad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, de\u011fil ki 50.000, 50 milyar mesaj bile iletilse, hi\u00e7bir banka hesab\u0131na bu y\u00f6ntemle katk\u0131 sa\u011flayamayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131…<\/li>\n
- D\u00fcnyan\u0131n b\u00fcy\u00fck k\u0131sm\u0131nda, epey sayg\u0131de\u011fer bir yeri olan ve ad\u0131na TIP denen, insanlar\u0131n sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131 ile ilgilenen bir bilim dal\u0131 oldu\u011funu ve bu bilim dal\u0131n\u0131n, bilimsel olmas\u0131n\u0131n bir sonucu olarak \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131n\u0131 y\u0131llar s\u00fcren ara\u015ft\u0131rmalara, bulgulara ve raporlara dayand\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, sonu\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131 da gene akademik yollarla duyurdu\u011funu ve sizin bu bilgilere internet vas\u0131tas\u0131yla kolayla ula\u015fabilece\u011finizi, bu y\u00fczden ‘el kremleri kanser yap\u0131yormu\u015f, iki g\u00f6z\u00fcm \u00f6n\u00fcme aks\u0131n’<\/i>, ‘K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck Paul yedi\u011fi \u00f6zel elma sonucunda u\u00e7maya ba\u015flad\u0131’<\/i> t\u00fcr\u00fcnden sa\u00e7ma sapan bilgilerin yanl\u0131\u015f -ya da en az\u0131ndan yanl\u0131\u015f anla\u015f\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ve akabinde 500 misli abart\u0131lm\u0131\u015f- oldu\u011funu…<\/li>\n
- \u0130nsanlar\u0131n b\u00fcy\u00fck bir b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fcn sizinle ayn\u0131 zeka d\u00fczeyinde olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan, mizah ve be\u011fenilerinin sizinkilerden hayli farkl\u0131 oldu\u011funu, bu nedenle sizin bay\u0131la bay\u0131la bakt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z o bebek ve hayvan resimlerinin onlarda ayn\u0131 duygular uyand\u0131rmayabilece\u011fini…<\/li>\n
- ‘Karbon Kopya’ anlam\u0131na gelen ‘Carbon Copy’nin k\u0131saltmas\u0131 olan ‘CC’nin ve ‘Sakl\u0131 Karbon Kopya’ anlam\u0131na gelen ‘Blind Carbon Copy’nin k\u0131saltmas\u0131 olan ‘BCC’nin birbirlerinden \u00e7ok farkl\u0131 oldu\u011funu; CC k\u0131sm\u0131na yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z e-posta adreslerinin ‘TO’ k\u0131sm\u0131ndaki ve ‘CC’ k\u0131sm\u0131ndaki di\u011fer kimseler taraf\u0131ndan g\u00f6r\u00fclebilir oldu\u011funu, buna kar\u015f\u0131n ‘BCC’ k\u0131sm\u0131ndaki e-posta adreslerindeki kimselerin birbirlerinden bihaber olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131…<\/li>\n
- Adlar\u0131na bilgisayar vir\u00fcsleri<\/i> ve zararl\u0131 yaz\u0131l\u0131m<\/i> (malicious software) denen k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck programc\u0131klar\u0131n \u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck bir b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fcn bilgisayar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 taray\u0131p, \u015fimdiye kadar size gelen e-postalardaki e-mail adreslerini taray\u0131p, bu adreslere sald\u0131r\u0131 yapabilme yetilerinin bulundu\u011funu, bu y\u00fczden dikkatsizce CC k\u0131sm\u0131na ekledi\u011finiz adreslerin sahiplerini kurban durumuna soktu\u011funuzu…<\/li>\n
- Size, hi\u00e7 sizin g\u00f6nderdi\u011finiz t\u00fcrde (f\u0131kra, karikat\u00fcr, bebek resmi, yard\u0131m \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131s\u0131) e-posta g\u00f6ndermeyen bir kimsenin asl\u0131nda sizin bu postalar\u0131n\u0131zdan BIKMI\u015e OLDU\u011eUNU<\/b> fakat, yine de arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131z oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in sizi k\u0131rmaya \u00e7ekinip, bir uyar\u0131da bulunmayan biri olabilece\u011fini…<\/li>\n
- \u0130nternet yaz\u0131\u015fma adab\u0131na g\u00f6re nas\u0131l ki bir iki nokta \u00fcst \u00fcste ard\u0131ndan gelen kapa parantez<\/i> ‘tebess\u00fcm’ manas\u0131na geliyorsa, b\u00fcy\u00fck harfle yaz\u0131lan kelimelerin de ba\u011f\u0131rma anlam\u0131na geldi\u011fini…<\/li>\n
- \u0130stenmeyen posta filtreleme (SPAM Filter) programlar\u0131n\u0131n, kullan\u0131c\u0131n\u0131n tan\u0131mad\u0131\u011f\u0131 ki\u015filerden gelen ve yaz\u0131\u015fma dilinden farkl\u0131 dildeki postalar\u0131 rahatl\u0131kla ay\u0131rabildi\u011fi fakat tan\u0131d\u0131k kimselerden, anadilinde yaz\u0131lm\u0131\u015f olan mesajlar\u0131 ay\u0131klamakta zorland\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131…<\/li>\n
- Siz ilgili mesaj\u0131 ka\u00e7 ki\u015fiye g\u00f6nderirseniz g\u00f6nderin Tweety’nin lanetini \u00fczerinden kald\u0131rabilece\u011finizi, ya da Tweety’nin sevgisini kazanabilece\u011finizi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmenizden daha sa\u00e7ma pek az \u015feyin bu evrende var oldu\u011funu…<\/li>\n
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\nbiliyor muydunuz?<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
g\u00fczel arkada\u015flar\u0131mdan, onlar\u0131n daha da g\u00fczel arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n arkada\u015flar\u0131ndan her g\u00fcn bu minvalde onlarca spam mail al\u0131yorum (ve dikkatinizi \u00e7ekmek isterim, penisimi nas\u0131l b\u00fcy\u00fctece\u011fimden ger\u00e7e\u011fine ancak bu kadar yak\u0131n olabilen rolex saatlere nas\u0131l ula\u015fabilece\u011fimi bana c\u00f6mert\u00e7e bildiren, g\u00fcnl\u00fck ortalama 150 harbi spam’i kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rm\u0131yorum bu i\u015fe). O y\u00fczden i\u015fte alternatif Bunlar\u0131… \u00d6ncelikle bir klasik olarak: “dahi” … Okumaya devam et “BUNLARI B\u0130L\u0130YORMUYDUNUZ??? ELL\u0130B\u0130N K\u0130\u015e\u0130YE FORVIRD ED\u0130N”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}