{"id":3977,"date":"2009-11-24T00:40:26","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T00:40:26","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T21:00:00","slug":"dunyanin-en-yorgun-kiziyla-en-yalniz-adami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/2009\/11\/24\/dunyanin-en-yorgun-kiziyla-en-yalniz-adami\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00fcnyan\u0131n en yorgun k\u0131z\u0131yla en yaln\u0131z adam\u0131."},"content":{"rendered":"

Anahtar kel\u0131meler: Futurama, \u015fu Slurm fabrikas\u0131na gittikleri b\u00f6l\u00fcm (hani Oompa Loompalar filan da vard\u0131), galaksinin en yorgun parti s\u00fcm\u00fckl\u00fc b\u00f6ce\u011fi.<\/p>\n

D\u00fcnyan\u0131n en yorgun k\u0131z\u0131, ben kendisi ile Google ilanlar\u0131 bar\u0131nd\u0131ran siteler vesilesiyle tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131mdan beridir (aylardan g\u00fcne\u015fli bir nisand\u0131 yanl\u0131\u015f hat\u0131rlam\u0131yorsam) denize ko\u015fuyor, 1 Euro’ya tatil yap\u0131yor:<\/p>\n

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\nac\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 dindirecek bir alt\u0131n vuru\u015f d\u00fc\u015fl\u00fcyor sabah\u0131n 5’ine do\u011fru, d\u00fcnya uyurken.. Arkas\u0131ndan takip edenlerden kurtulmak istiyor. Bir evi olsun istiyor, bir de evden \u00e7\u0131kmayan kocas\u0131…<\/p>\n

Bir de bu d\u00fcnyan\u0131n en yaln\u0131z adam\u0131 var. Asl\u0131nda onun biraz daha derin bir hikayesi<\/a> var. Ne kadar dikkat ederse etsin, ne yaz\u0131k ki sonunda o da gribe yakaland\u0131, arkada\u015flar\u0131 onu terk etti, kimse aramaz oldu. Art\u0131k giyinmeye bile gerek g\u00f6rm\u00fcyor – b\u00fct\u00fcn g\u00fcn evde bornozuyla duruyor, pencereden arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 bekliyor, konu\u015facak birilerine ihtiyac\u0131 var, karanl\u0131k fikirler ge\u00e7meye ba\u015flad\u0131 son iki g\u00fcnd\u00fcr kafas\u0131ndan, bundan b\u00fct\u00fcn insanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 sorumlu tutuyor:<\/p>\n

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\nNot: Bu giri\u015f, can\u0131ndan \u00e7ok sevdi\u011fi, hizmet etmek i\u00e7in yan\u0131p tutu\u015ftu\u011fu halk\u0131ndan ac\u0131mas\u0131zca izole edilen, sanki bir su\u00e7 i\u015flemi\u015f de cezas\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7ekiyormu\u015f\u00e7as\u0131na “\u015e\u00f6f\u00f6rle konu\u015fmak yasakt\u0131r” uyar\u0131s\u0131 ile yaftalanan cefakar \u015f\u00f6f\u00f6rlere adanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Ayn\u0131 yolu, g\u00fcnde onlarca kez gidip gelirler, her ta\u015f\u0131, her \u015ferit \u00e7izgisini bilirler, yine de cinnet ge\u00e7irmezler de, kim bilir bunun yerine kafalar\u0131ndan ne ge\u00e7irirler? Ben \u00e7ocukken \u0130ETT otob\u00fcslerinde \u015f\u00f6f\u00f6r bazen bir bileti tutu\u015fturur, o metal bilet kutusuna, di\u011fer biletlerin aras\u0131na yollard\u0131 haz\u0131rlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 bu molotof biletini, otob\u00fcs\u00fc hafif bir duman ve tatl\u0131 bir yan\u0131k kokusu al\u0131rd\u0131. Sonra vazge\u00e7tiler bu uygulamadan, \u015f\u00f6f\u00f6rlerle konu\u015fmay\u0131 da o zaman yasaklad\u0131lar san\u0131r\u0131m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anahtar kel\u0131meler: Futurama, \u015fu Slurm fabrikas\u0131na gittikleri b\u00f6l\u00fcm (hani Oompa Loompalar filan da vard\u0131), galaksinin en yorgun parti s\u00fcm\u00fckl\u00fc b\u00f6ce\u011fi. D\u00fcnyan\u0131n en yorgun k\u0131z\u0131, ben kendisi ile Google ilanlar\u0131 bar\u0131nd\u0131ran siteler vesilesiyle tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131mdan beridir (aylardan g\u00fcne\u015fli bir nisand\u0131 yanl\u0131\u015f hat\u0131rlam\u0131yorsam) denize ko\u015fuyor, 1 Euro’ya tatil yap\u0131yor: ac\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 dindirecek bir alt\u0131n vuru\u015f d\u00fc\u015fl\u00fcyor sabah\u0131n 5’ine do\u011fru, … Okumaya devam et “D\u00fcnyan\u0131n en yorgun k\u0131z\u0131yla en yaln\u0131z adam\u0131.”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3977"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}