{"id":5149,"date":"2011-12-04T21:39:02","date_gmt":"2011-12-04T21:39:02","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T21:00:00","slug":"sururi-ve-kaliteli-sucuk-ya-da-kulak-goz-ve-bogaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/2011\/12\/04\/sururi-ve-kaliteli-sucuk-ya-da-kulak-goz-ve-bogaz\/","title":{"rendered":"Sururi ve kaliteli sucuk. ya da kulak g\u00f6z ve bo\u011faz."},"content":{"rendered":"

Hint as\u0131ll\u0131 yazar, Orhan Pamuk’un sevgilisi Kiran Desai’nin The Inheritance of Loss<\/em>‘unda, para biriktirmek \u00fczere Amerika’da ka\u00e7ak \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan bir Hintli karakter vard\u0131r. En ucuzundan ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 pilav\u0131 yerken, pirincin Hindistan’\u0131n en pahal\u0131 pirinci oldu\u011funu g\u00f6r\u00fcp, “\u015fu fele\u011fin i\u015fine bak”\u0131ms\u0131 bir \u015feyler d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr: neticede Hindistan’\u0131n en zenginlerinin yiyebildi\u011fi i\u015fbu pirince, Amerika’n\u0131n en fakirleri bile burun k\u0131v\u0131rabilmektedirler.<\/p>\n

Pipo i\u00e7erken, pipoyu i\u00e7erdim. Bir pipoyu i\u00e7tikten sonra en az 2 g\u00fcn dinlendiren, aralarda d\u00fczenli olarak bak\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 yapan bir insan olamad\u0131m hi\u00e7. Ha bunun sonucunda ka\u00e7 pipoyu ha\u015fat ettim, dumandan \u00e7ok kurum \u00e7ektim oras\u0131 ayr\u0131 ama pipoyu pipo i\u00e7mek i\u00e7in i\u00e7tim. \u015eimdi bana piposever bir arkada\u015f diyecek ki “ah bir bilsen neler ka\u00e7\u0131rd\u0131n o bak\u0131m\u0131 yapmamakla, bilmemne t\u00fct\u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fc denememi\u015f olmakla, bak ben sana haz\u0131rlayay\u0131m kendi en se\u00e7kin bilmemne a\u011fac\u0131ndan yap\u0131lma pipom ve dahi bilmem nereden gelme t\u00fct\u00fcn\u00fcmle, bir bak, bir daha ba\u015fka bir \u015fey i\u00e7emeyeceksin…”, ben de ona diyece\u011fim ki “pipoyu b\u0131rakal\u0131 y\u0131llar oldu ama i\u00e7iyor olsam bile teklifini kabul etmezdim san\u0131r\u0131m \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc: 1. Fark\u0131 anlamayaca\u011f\u0131m, b\u00f6yle bir hassasiyet ayar\u0131m yok; ve 2. Bana samimiyetle iyilik yap\u0131yor oldu\u011funa inansam bile yine de artistlik yapma, sinir olurum (\u00fclen) gibi bir \u015fey. Sonu\u00e7ta, detaylara girmek gerekirse, o y\u0131llardaki tercihim Captain Black Gold idi ama ka\u00e7ak t\u00fct\u00fcn piyasas\u0131 sa\u011folsun, k\u00fcfl\u00fc t\u00fct\u00fcnden \u00fczerine en adi viski d\u00f6k\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f ucuz t\u00fct\u00fcnlere kadar geni\u015f bir yelpazede patlakl\u0131k skalam\u0131 geli\u015ftirmi\u015fli\u011fim vard\u0131r. Bu dedi\u011fim u\u00e7 \u00f6rnekleri t\u00fcket(e)memi\u015f olsam da, yine de \u00e7\u0131tay\u0131 hayli a\u015fa\u011f\u0131lara \u00e7ekmi\u015f bir durumda idim.<\/p>\n

Ekin anlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131: onlar\u0131n bir arkada\u015f\u0131 gazoz konusunda uzman oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yleyip dururmu\u015f, en sevdi\u011fi gazoz da -diyelim ki- Sprite olsun (bir aralar ben de kolan\u0131n kutudan m\u0131 ya da (tabii ki yeni a\u00e7\u0131lm\u0131\u015f) \u015fi\u015feden mi kondu\u011funu anlayabildi\u011fimi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrd\u00fcm mesela), i\u015fte bir g\u00fcn bunlar da b\u0131km\u0131\u015flar, “haydi,” demi\u015fler, “seni bir test edelim: bak bu bardaklardan birindeki sprite, di\u011ferindeki 7up” (ki onlar\u0131n \u00f6rne\u011finde ikisi de birbirine yak\u0131n tatlar i\u00e7eren ve \u015fimdi hat\u0131rlayamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m markalard\u0131). K\u0131zca\u011f\u0131z bir ondan bir bundan birer yudum alm\u0131\u015f, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f ta\u015f\u0131nm\u0131\u015f ve birini g\u00f6sterip, “sprite i\u015fte bu” deyince ona m\u00fcjdeli haberi vermi\u015fler: ikisi de asl\u0131nda uluda\u011f imi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Hep \u015f\u00fckrederim: kendimi bildim bileli, hi\u00e7 de \u00f6yle rafine bir zevkim olmad\u0131, pek \u00e7ok zevkim olsa da. \u00c7ay tiryakisi olmama ra\u011fmen (g\u00fcnde en az 1.5 litre \u00e7ay i\u00e7mekteyim), gerek Lipton (Hollanda’da), gerekse Twinnings (\u0130spanya’da) uzunca bir zamand\u0131r her i\u015fime ko\u015fuyorlar. Hollanda’da yar\u0131-artistik birka\u00e7 \u00e7ay d\u00fckkan\u0131 vard\u0131 Simon Levelt diye, oradan oraya \u00f6zg\u00fc “Delftse Blauw” al\u0131rd\u0131k, Earl Grey al\u0131rd\u0131k, bir de bir keresinde beyaz \u00e7ay alm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m G\u00f6khan’\u0131n tavsiyesiyle ama \u0130spanyal\u0131lar \u00e7ay diye bir \u015feyi bilmediklerinden, buradaki hepi topu iki adet \u00e7ay d\u00fckkan\u0131na girdi\u011finizde -hele de The Tea Shop’a- aman Allah\u0131m! san\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z ki \u0130ngiltere’den bizzat kral ve krali\u00e7e gelmi\u015fler, tezgahtar \u00f6nl\u00fcklerini \u00fcstlerine ge\u00e7irmi\u015fler, l\u00fctufta bulunuyorlar. Bizim T\u00fcrkiye’de bir “ka\u00e7ak \u00e7ay”\u0131m\u0131z vard\u0131, bir de \u00c7ay-Kur’un Rize \u00e7ay\u0131 (sonradan bir de tomurcuk’un earl grey’i \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f idi), alemin kral\u0131ndan \u00e7ok \u00e7ay keyfi yapard\u0131k, kime bu artistlik be bezirgan? (Bezirgan\u0131n ne demek oldu\u011funu bu c\u00fcmleyi okurkene bilen var m\u0131d\u0131r bu arada? Ben de\u011fil (“not me” \u00f6zentili\u011fi – kimin amerikan ingri\u015f \u00f6zentili\u011fi ve iki ba\u015f parma\u011f\u0131 var? 8P) ).<\/p>\n

Ge\u00e7en hafta misafirliklerine gitti\u011fim iki profes\u00f6r de \u00e7ay tiryakisi idiler. Her biri abartacak olursam benim maa\u015f\u0131ma denk \u00e7e\u015fit \u00e7e\u015fit po\u015fetlerde \u00e7e\u015fit \u00e7e\u015fit \u00e7aylar vard\u0131, her \u00e7ay pakedinin \u00fczerinde Hindistan’\u0131n hangi b\u00f6lgesinden geldi\u011fi, ka\u00e7\u0131nc\u0131 flush (art\u0131k her ne demekse) oldu\u011fu ve annesinin k\u0131zl\u0131k soyad\u0131 bilgileri yer al\u0131yordu. STGFOP filan neymi\u015f, ilk onlardan \u00f6\u011frendim (aman hemen gidip bak\u0131n wiki<\/a>‘den, siz de eksik kalmay\u0131n, ben satoriye ula\u015ft\u0131m sanki \u00f6\u011frenince!). O kadar rafine, o kadar s\u00fcper \u00e7aylar\u0131 i\u00e7tim de ne oldu? Hi\u00e7. Ak\u015fam pansiyona d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcmde keyifle sallad\u0131m Twinnings Earl Grey’leri, \u00fc\u00e7 mum yakt\u0131m, seyrine bakt\u0131m.<\/p>\n

M\u00fczik deseniz, onda da durum \u00e7ok farkl\u0131 de\u011fil, gururla kulaklar\u0131m\u0131n 64kbps oldu\u011funu s\u00f6ylerim. \u00d6yle i\u015fte, anlam\u0131yorum, bana yetiyor. hi-fi’ci arkada\u015flar\u0131n yan\u0131nda gaza geldim mi, gelmedim ama fark\u0131 biraz anlar gibi oldum ama o kadar. G\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fc deseniz, 600×300 k\u00fcs\u00fcr(ish), 15″ laptop’\u0131n monitor\u00fc hi\u00e7 sorun \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131yor. Bir s\u00fcredir (televizyon ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131zdan beridir 8) televizyona g\u00f6nderip (32″) oradan izlesek de, 720p olay\u0131na girmiyorum. Bir keresinde, (22 dakikal\u0131k standard) bir dizinin (Modern Family) standard \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcrl\u00fckte (175MB yapacak \u015fekilde olan) bir b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fc bulamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131m da, mecburen 500 k\u00fcs\u00fcr MB’l\u0131k y\u00fcksek \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcrl\u00fckteki halini indirmek durumunda kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Beng\u00fc’yle bakm\u0131\u015f bakm\u0131\u015f bakm\u0131\u015ft\u0131k, bir fark g\u00f6rememi\u015ftik (“o derece”). E ben bunu sonu\u00e7ta birtak\u0131m arkada\u015flar (OBM) gibi projekt\u00f6rle seyretmeyece\u011fim arkada\u015f\u0131m, hem \u00f6yle olsa ne olacak? Ya, bir keresinde Raising Hope’un 1 GB boyunda bir versiyonunu g\u00f6rd\u00fcm — kim ne yapar o diziyi o \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcrl\u00fckte? Yap\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131 Greg Garcia g\u00f6rse, bilse h\u00fczn\u00fcnden a\u011flard\u0131 herhalde, a\u00e7\u0131k s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum… Foto\u011frafta da \u00f6yle: Bar\u0131\u015f ge\u00e7en y\u0131lba\u015f\u0131 Ece’nin bir resmini \u00e7ekmi\u015fti, ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn bakarken fark ettik, resmin arka plan\u0131nda (ve epey arkada) kitapl\u0131k da \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f – 1:1 oran\u0131nda bak\u0131nca, 1 santimden az kal\u0131nl\u0131\u011fa sahip kitab\u0131n s\u0131rt\u0131n\u0131 okuyabiliyorsunuz, ya bu kadar da olmaz ki arkada\u015f\u0131m…<\/p>\n

Youtube’den m\u00fczik dinleyebiliyorum, herhangi bir s\u00fcpermarketten \u00e7ay ve tablolar\u0131n r\u00f6prod\u00fcksiyonlar\u0131ndan (internet bask\u0131s\u0131) da keyif alabiliyorum. Buyum ben!(*)<\/p>\n

\nAsl\u0131nda b\u00fct\u00fcn bunlar\u0131 yazmaya iten, d\u00fcrten as\u0131l olay, u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n katalo\u011funda g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm \u015fu \u00fcr\u00fcn oldu:<\/p>\n

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Faber Castell – Perfect Pencil \/ $395<\/a><\/div>\n

Bu bir kur\u015fun kalem ve 395 dolar! Tamam, kronik m\u00fclkiyet d\u00fc\u015fmanl\u0131\u011f\u0131m vard\u0131r, her zaman oldu, ama bu onu bile a\u015f\u0131yor… Bu kalemi alanlar\u0131 bir \u015fey yapmal\u0131…. ama nas\u0131l bir \u015fey, \u00f6yle b\u00f6yle de\u011fil! Bunu yazarken, bir de \u015fu kilosu 1000 dolardan ba\u015flayan \u00e7ikolatalar geldi akl\u0131ma, bakt\u0131m internetten, i\u015fte Noka, Knipschildt, Delafee filan. Ay\u0131p \u015feyler yazacakt\u0131m, yazmad\u0131m. Sokrates’la konu\u015fuyorduk ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn, “Soki,” dedim, “bizim Devlete b\u00f6yle kalemlerle \u00e7ikolatalar\u0131 alan zenginleri yakalay\u0131p getirelim, \u00f6nlerine bir pahal\u0131s\u0131n\u0131, bir de normalini koyal\u0131m, pahal\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 bulamazlarsa da e\u015fek Kud\u00fcs’ten gelinceye kadar kal\u0131n damarl\u0131 odun sopayla d\u00f6velim…” Sokrates g\u00fcld\u00fc, “hakk\u0131n var Emre,” dedi, “yaln\u0131z, Ekinlerin yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 gibi yap\u0131p, b\u00fct\u00fcn se\u00e7enekleri normal mallardan toparlayal\u0131m…” \u00e7ok g\u00fcld\u00fck hakikaten o g\u00fcn… Orijinaliyle kopyas\u0131n\u0131 ay\u0131rt edemeyen adama kopyas\u0131n\u0131 vermek m\u00fcbah olmal\u0131. Roald Dahl’\u0131n galiba b\u00f6yle bir hikayesi vard\u0131, sonradan g\u00f6rme adam hayat tarz\u0131n\u0131 de\u011fi\u015ftirmek i\u00e7in \u00e7ok bilmi\u015f u\u015fak tutuyor, u\u015fak da ona pahal\u0131 \u015faraplar ald\u0131r\u0131yor, sonunda da ah\u00e7\u0131yla evleniyordu (bilenler hat\u0131rlad\u0131, bilmeyenlere de spoiler olmad\u0131).<\/p>\n

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\n(*)Yalan adam hami\u015fi: Eh, bir yere kadar zira kokkola yoksa pepsi i\u00e7mem, purolar\u0131n k\u00f6t\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fc i\u00e7ebilsem de (ki gen\u00e7li\u011fim g\u00fczel marmara’n\u0131n puro kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 olan “Marmara” ile ge\u00e7ti) i\u00e7mem, burun k\u0131v\u0131r\u0131r\u0131m (sentetik t\u00fct\u00fcne sar\u0131lm\u0131\u015flar\u0131 es ge\u00e7erim mesela ama kurulu\u011fa o kadar fit olmam, neticede onlar\u0131n direkt \u00e7arpaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilirim mesela).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hint as\u0131ll\u0131 yazar, Orhan Pamuk’un sevgilisi Kiran Desai’nin The Inheritance of Loss‘unda, para biriktirmek \u00fczere Amerika’da ka\u00e7ak \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan bir Hintli karakter vard\u0131r. En ucuzundan ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 pilav\u0131 yerken, pirincin Hindistan’\u0131n en pahal\u0131 pirinci oldu\u011funu g\u00f6r\u00fcp, “\u015fu fele\u011fin i\u015fine bak”\u0131ms\u0131 bir \u015feyler d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr: neticede Hindistan’\u0131n en zenginlerinin yiyebildi\u011fi i\u015fbu pirince, Amerika’n\u0131n en fakirleri bile burun k\u0131v\u0131rabilmektedirler. Pipo … Okumaya devam et “Sururi ve kaliteli sucuk. ya da kulak g\u00f6z ve bo\u011faz.”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}