{"id":6491,"date":"2018-06-15T15:05:01","date_gmt":"2018-06-15T12:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/?p=6491"},"modified":"2018-06-15T15:26:07","modified_gmt":"2018-06-15T12:26:07","slug":"bayram-sevinci-ya-da-kutur-kutur-bertul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/2018\/06\/15\/bayram-sevinci-ya-da-kutur-kutur-bertul\/","title":{"rendered":"Bayram Sevinci (ya da K\u00fct\u00fcr k\u00fct\u00fcr Bert\u00fcl)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6ncelikle, herkesin bayram\u0131 kutlu olsun, bug\u00fcn hakikaten \u00e7ocuklar gibi \u015fen olan bin atl\u0131 gibi sevin\u00e7liydim,\u00a0<em>bir z\u0131plamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m kald\u0131<\/em> bile yazam\u0131yorum zira bir ara z\u0131plad\u0131m da.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u015eimdi hakl\u0131 olarak diyeceksiniz ki &#8220;Hangi d\u00f6nem yo\u011funluktan a\u011flamad\u0131n?&#8221; ben de hak verece\u011fim ama hakikaten yine epey yo\u011fun bir d\u00f6nemdi, \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr ar\u0131zas\u0131z g\u00fczel ge\u00e7ti, hatta san\u0131r\u0131m hayat\u0131mda ilk defa final ka\u011f\u0131tlar\u0131n\u0131n okunmas\u0131n\u0131 son dakikada de\u011fil de, bir (yar\u0131m) g\u00fcn \u00f6ncesinde bitirebildim.<\/p>\n<p>Yakla\u015f\u0131k iki haftad\u0131r Bilbao&#8217;daki sunucunun ba\u015f\u0131nda kara bulutlar dola\u015f\u0131yordu (<em>Avrupa&#8217;da bir hayalet dola\u015f\u0131yor&#8230;<\/em> breh breh&#8230; 8), rasgele zamanlarda vuruyor, sebebini bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc bulam\u0131yorduk, iki \u00fc\u00e7 g\u00fcn \u00f6nce bir h\u0131zl\u0131 yama yapt\u0131m, tuttu sand\u0131m, tutmad\u0131, neyse d\u00fcn gece oturdum bilgisayar\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na, kalkt\u0131\u011f\u0131mda saat 5&#8217;ti ama san\u0131r\u0131m bu sefer sa\u011flam diki\u015f att\u0131m. Keyfim yerinde yani demek istedi\u011fim.<\/p>\n<p>Can\u0131m Bar\u0131\u015f sa\u011folsun beni puroya (Romeo y Julieta No:2 &amp; 3) bo\u011fmu\u015ftu da ak\u015famdan i\u00e7erim, sabah\u0131na susuz kal\u0131r\u0131m korkusuyla i\u00e7medim (<em>sana \u00f6yle hasretim ki, bir \u00e7abam yok varam diye<\/em> 8)\u00a0bekledim, d\u00fcn gece bir tanesini iyi ettim, o da beni iyi etti, arkada\u015flar iyidir. Arkada\u015flar iyidir deyince, tabii ki Eda da sa\u011folsun, haftaya ortak do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fc kutlamam\u0131z var, bekleriz efendim.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130yi \u015feyler i\u015fte, mutlu kutlu bayramlar!<\/p>\n<p>Bug\u00fcn Nergis Han\u0131m&#8217;la oradan buradan bir \u015feyler seyrediyorduk, \u015fu a\u015fa\u011f\u0131daki klibe denk geldik, pek bir be\u011fendik de, o da sa\u011folsun her zamanki g\u00fczelli\u011fiyle g\u00fczel bir \u015feyler s\u00f6yledi, \u015f\u00f6yle dedi: &#8220;Tap dance ne g\u00fczel bir \u015fey, hem dans ediyorsun, hem de \u015fark\u0131ya sesle de katk\u0131da bulunuyorsun!&#8221;, sonra tap dance&#8217;in de t\u0131pk\u0131 (fast) boogie woogie gibi ne\u015feli bir dans oldu\u011funun tespitini yapt\u0131, ben de ona &#8220;art\u0131k senin bilgisayar\u0131 formatlayay\u0131m da blog tutmaya (bu sefer medium.com \u00fczerinden) geri d\u00f6n, \u00e7ok \u00f6zledim senin bu tespitlerini&#8221; dedim, anla\u015ft\u0131k (smart phone killed the blogging&#8230; \/ Buggles v4.0).<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Q4FYNF02yEM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Haydi iyi bayramlar! Bol bol bol \u015fekerler, \u015fekerlemeler!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Yaz\u0131y\u0131 <em>(ne kadar yaz\u0131 denebilirse art\u0131k!)<\/em>\u00a0yazd\u0131m g\u00f6nderdim sonra ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131 fark ettim, geli\u015fine vurmu\u015fum tabii ama yazmak, a\u00e7\u0131klamak gerekir, &#8220;K\u00fct\u00fcr K\u00fct\u00fcr Bert\u00fcl&#8221; vaktiyle okudu\u011fum bir Met-\u00dcst karikat\u00fcr\u00fc idi, internette y\u0131llarca arad\u0131ysam da bulamad\u0131m (b\u00f6yle bir tane daha kay\u0131p karikat\u00fcr daha var, bunu anlatay\u0131m, onu da anlat\u0131r\u0131m) &#8212; i\u015fte bir adam, bo\u015f bir seyyar tezgah\u0131 itiyor, bir yandan da &#8220;K\u00fct\u00fcr k\u00fct\u00fcr Bert\u00fcl vaaaar!&#8221; diye \u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131r\u0131yor, onu izleyen iki adamdan biri di\u011ferine a\u00e7\u0131klama yap\u0131yor, i\u015fte bu zaman\u0131nda Bert\u00fcl diye bir k\u0131z\u0131 sevmi\u015f, Bert\u00fcl bunu terk etmi\u015f, bu deli divane olmu\u015f (ya da bildi\u011fin delirmi\u015f)&#8230; Beyle mesela:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6494\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6494\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-6494 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/dolls-takeshi-kitano.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"625\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/dolls-takeshi-kitano.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/dolls-takeshi-kitano-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/dolls-takeshi-kitano-768x480.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6494\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Bilen bilir, bilmeyen de bilmesin, ac\u0131kl\u0131d\u0131r)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u00d6b\u00fcr aray\u0131p da bulamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m karikat\u00fcr de san\u0131r\u0131m D&#8217;eli dergisindeydi (o da Met-\u00dcst&#8217;t\u00fc): i\u015fte kad\u0131n y\u0131llar sonra sevdi\u011fi &#8230;. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/2010\/10\/25\/io-sirada-paralel-evrendei\/\">bahsetmi\u015fim zaten yahu vaktiyle<\/a>, do\u011frudan oradan apart otel:<\/p>\n<p><em>Ama, ama Metin \u00dcst\u00fcnda\u011f\u2019\u0131n \u00e7ok sevdi\u011fim bir karikat\u00fcr\u00fc vard\u0131, bir kad\u0131nla bir erkek y\u0131llar sonra kar\u015f\u0131la\u015f\u0131yorlar, ikisinin de elinde migros po\u015fetleri, kad\u0131n \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131yor \u2014 sen beni zengin bir k\u0131zla evlenmek i\u00e7in b\u0131rakmam\u0131\u015f m\u0131yd\u0131n, e hani ne oldu, bak senin de elinde migros po\u015feti\u2026 adam d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyor (d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce balonu) seninle evlensem ne fark edecekti, yine ayn\u0131 hayatlar, yine ellerimizde migros po\u015feti (bunu da bulamad\u0131\u011f\u0131ma g\u00f6re bug\u00fcn uydurma potansiyelim hayli y\u00fcksek, ben diyeyim 5, siz deyin\u2026)\u2026\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>kib, \u00f6pt\u00fcm, bye!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6ncelikle, herkesin bayram\u0131 kutlu olsun, bug\u00fcn hakikaten \u00e7ocuklar gibi \u015fen olan bin atl\u0131 gibi sevin\u00e7liydim,\u00a0bir z\u0131plamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m kald\u0131 bile yazam\u0131yorum zira bir ara z\u0131plad\u0131m da.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[18],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6491"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6491"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6495,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6491\/revisions\/6495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}