{"id":7030,"date":"2020-06-25T02:49:20","date_gmt":"2020-06-24T23:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/?p=7030"},"modified":"2020-06-26T08:03:17","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T05:03:17","slug":"life-on-mars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/2020\/06\/25\/life-on-mars\/","title":{"rendered":"Life on Mars."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Haz\u0131r Lennon yine indirime girmi\u015fken<\/em>, onun hayat hakk\u0131ndaki g\u00fczel s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc an\u0131msatmak istedim:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hayat, siz ba\u015fka bir \u015feyler planlamaktayken ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131za gelendir.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">(Life is what happens to you when you&#8217;re busy making other plans)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7032\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7032\" style=\"width: 691px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-7032 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/bowie_crosby.jpg\" alt=\"Have you ever listened to any of the older fellows? \/ Oh yeah, sure. I like ah... John Lennon and the other one with... eh, Harry Nilsson \/ Mmm... you go back that far, huh? \/ Yeah, I'm not as young as I look.\" width=\"691\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/bowie_crosby.jpg 691w, https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/bowie_crosby-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7032\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bowie &amp; Crosby, 1977<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Benim hayat tan\u0131m\u0131m biraz daha karamsar (ya nas\u0131l olacakt\u0131? bir kere de \u015fa\u015f\u0131rt be Suruwa! 8P ): Hayat, siz kendi \u015feridinizde ilerlerken aniden makas atan, \u00e7arpmamak i\u00e7in frene bast\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131zda sizin ve arkan\u0131zdan gelen \u00fc\u00e7 araban\u0131n zincirleme kaza yapmas\u0131na sebep olan ve bunun fark\u0131nda bile olmadan o s\u0131rada olay yerinden 3 km uzakta h\u0131zlanarak uzakla\u015fmakta olan spor arabad\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>Sitenin bah\u00e7esinde her ya\u011fmurla birlikte bir s\u00fcr\u00fc, bir s\u00fcr\u00fc salyangoz \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor ortaya, hepsinin \u00e7ok ciddi i\u015fleri var, bir yerden bir yere gidiyorlar kendi \u00e7aplar\u0131nda, <em>h\u0131zla<\/em>. Baz\u0131s\u0131 eziliyor, baz\u0131s\u0131 bir yere tak\u0131l\u0131yor ama kendilerince \u00e7ok m\u00fchim i\u015flerin pe\u015finde ko\u015fu\u015fturduklar\u0131 her hallerinden anla\u015f\u0131l\u0131yor.<\/p>\n<p>Koronadan beri, hatta daha \u00f6ncesinden beri yazmam\u0131\u015f\u0131m (29 \u015eubat, Bilbao). Sonra karantina oldu, bir hafta boyunca g\u00f6nl\u00fcmce ilgimi \u00e7eken konularla ilgilendim, Ece&#8217;yle tak\u0131ld\u0131k, film izledik, Wolfenstein New Blood&#8217;\u0131 \u00e7ok severek oynad\u0131m, bitirdim. Atakule&#8217;nin oraya, eski Anayasa Mahkemesi (\u015fimdi SGK), Serender Pastanesi&#8217;nin yak\u0131n\u0131na (Serender de kapanm\u0131\u015f) ta\u015f\u0131nd\u0131k. \u00c7ok uzun bir s\u00fcre\u00e7 oldu (<a href=\"https:\/\/epigraf.fisek.com.tr\/index.php?num=546\"><em>siz hi\u00e7 sabunluyken a\u011flad\u0131n\u0131z m\u0131?<\/em><\/a>), g\u00fcnler ge\u00e7ti, ustalar gelip gitti, ustalar usta de\u011fil, bunu da bilmiyorlar, sizi de anlam\u0131yorlar ama her \u015feyi a\u00e7\u0131klayabiliyorlar. O bir haftadan sonra uzaktan e\u011fitimle dersler devam edecek dediler, haz\u0131rlanmakla ge\u00e7ti \u00f6mr\u00fcm, her hafta, gayet yo\u011fun, ilaveten per\u015fembelerden cumalara sabahlayarak d\u00f6nemi s\u00fcrd\u00fcrd\u00fck, o da bug\u00fcn bitti (b\u00fcy\u00fck finali 154 ki\u015fiyle zoom seans\u0131nda, s\u00f6zl\u00fc s\u0131navla ger\u00e7ekle\u015ftirdik, 2 bu\u00e7uk saat boyunca \u00e7ok iyi vakit ge\u00e7ti). Dersleri haz\u0131rlamas\u0131 yorucu, anlatmas\u0131 zevkli, \u00e7ocuklar iyiler, moraller. Ofisi par\u00e7a par\u00e7a eve ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131m (ge\u00e7en sene Serpil&#8217;in savunmas\u0131nda arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n hediye etti\u011fi \u00e7i\u00e7e\u011fim &#8220;\u00c7i\u00e7o&#8221; ilk gelenler aras\u0131ndayd\u0131). Okunacak \u00f6devler, projeler var, bir an \u00f6nce bitirip o yukar\u0131da bahsetti\u011fim bir hafta s\u00fcreye d\u00f6nmek istiyorum ama ne nehir ayn\u0131 nehir ne ben ayn\u0131 ben, y\u0131kanmak ne i\u015fe yarayacak.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7033\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7033\" style=\"width: 484px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7033\" src=\"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/20200615_094551_cico.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"484\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/20200615_094551_cico.jpg 484w, https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/20200615_094551_cico-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 484px) 85vw, 484px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7033\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u00c7i\u00e7e\u011fim &#8220;\u00c7i\u00e7o&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Halime \u015f\u00fckrediyorum, m\u00fczikler dinliyorum, arkada\u015flarla yaz\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum. Ece&#8217;nin ma\u015fallah\u0131 var, her g\u00fcn sevindiriyor. John Hughes filmleri izliyoruz, <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/playlist\/5D7oIrxKQy0e2Vb4KrAFGq?si=WuvAS4aVRd2hdJ41_ZM7gg\">80&#8217;ler Almanca a\u011f\u0131rl\u0131kl\u0131 synth a\u011f\u0131rl\u0131kl\u0131 pop m\u00fczik<\/a> dinliyoruz.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/playlist\/5D7oIrxKQy0e2Vb4KrAFGq\" width=\"300\" height=\"380\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Dark&#8217;\u0131 seyrettik, 3. sezonun d\u00fcnyan\u0131n sona erece\u011fi g\u00fcn \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6ylediler, iki g\u00fcn kalm\u0131\u015f, onu bekliyoruz. Ben arada bir de Doom Patrol izledim, onlar da iyilerdi sizden iyi olmas\u0131nlarlar har har. Lale M\u00fcld\u00fcr ne yap\u0131yordur ki? Mutlu mudur? (Har har har).<\/p>\n<p>3 g\u00fcnd\u00fcr bug\u00fcnk\u00fc final i\u00e7in haz\u0131rl\u0131k\u00a0 yap\u0131yordum, a\u015f\u0131r\u0131 yorgundum ama adrenalin de vard\u0131 bol miktarda san\u0131r\u0131m, yatt\u0131m, k\u0131sa bir uykudan sonra (prelude) yine uyand\u0131m. G\u00fcnler ge\u00e7iyor, bug\u00fcn do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fcmd\u00fc, dersten dolay\u0131 biraz kutlay\u0131p, yar\u0131na ve cumaya b\u0131rakt\u0131k, iyi ki do\u011fmu\u015fum.<\/p>\n<p>Halbuki yar\u0131\u015flarda olsun, ba\u015fvurularda olsun, yar\u0131\u015fanlar, ba\u015fvuranlar kendilerinin se\u00e7ildi\u011finden emin olamayacaklarsa, merak edeceklerse, di\u011fer adaylarla aralar\u0131nda diyelim ki 100 \u00fczerinden 0.01 saniye fark olduysa, merak, umut ve kayg\u0131 i\u00e7erisinde fotofini\u015f sonucunu bekliyorlarsa foto\u011fraf y\u0131rt\u0131l\u0131p ikisi de birinci ilan edilmeli. Bir ki\u015fi bir \u015fey yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131zda &#8220;ke\u015fke \u00f6yle de\u011fil de, \u015f\u00f6yle yapsayd\u0131n&#8221; diyorsa, siz zaman yolculu\u011fu yap\u0131p, zamanda geriye gidip, o \u015feyi onun dedi\u011fi \u015fekilde yap\u0131nca, ayn\u0131 ki\u015fi bu sefer &#8220;ke\u015fke \u015f\u00f6yle de\u011fil de, \u00f6yle yapsayd\u0131n&#8221; dememeli. Yap\u0131lan\u0131n ele\u015ftirisi kimin yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan ba\u011f\u0131ms\u0131z olmal\u0131yd\u0131. Bir s\u00fcr\u00fc kusur buluyorum, bu kusurlar\u0131 eskiden belediye otob\u00fcslerindeki ya\u015f\u0131tlar\u0131mla c\u0131k c\u0131k \u00fcnlemlerimiz aras\u0131nda payla\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m fakat art\u0131k toplu ta\u015f\u0131may\u0131 da kullanm\u0131yorum (y\u00fcr\u00fcyorum, y\u00fcr\u00fcyorum) &#8211; Takvim&#8217;den emeklilere s\u00fcper ikramiye, S\u00f6zc\u00fc&#8217;den her alana bir tane daha. Hem yak\u0131nas\u0131m, hem yazas\u0131m varm\u0131\u015f anla\u015f\u0131lan. Hem, ne demi\u015f \u015fair?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>K\u0131rk \u015fair birden olsam yazamam bir hevesi<br \/>\nHaydar Erg\u00fclen<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Konu de\u011fi\u015ftirme an\u0131ndaki stand-up&#8217;\u00e7\u0131 g\u00f6zde canland\u0131r\u0131larak okunacak) &#8230;Sonra bir de kargocular var. Erkin Koray hala \u015fark\u0131 yaz\u0131yor olsayd\u0131 ke\u015fke&#8230; S\u00fcrekli kargolar geliyor, kargolar gidiyor. \u0130nternet al\u0131\u015fveri\u015flerinde bir \u015fey alay\u0131m dedim, iki kere iade ettim, birinin paras\u0131 geri geldi, di\u011feri de yolda dediler, halbuki ben doland\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131ma emindim (ve evet, ben de biliyorum kollektif sitelerden al\u0131\u015f-veri\u015f yapman\u0131n avantajlar\u0131n\u0131 ama ya\u015fl\u0131y\u0131m art\u0131k). Yeni eve ta\u015f\u0131n\u0131nca, i\u015fte eski evin elektrik-su-do\u011falgaz aboneli\u011fini iptal ettirmek i\u00e7in sa\u011folsun Bar\u0131\u015f&#8217;la gittik, saatlerce s\u0131rada bekledik, 2&#8217;sinde pes ettik, birini ba\u015fard\u0131k, sonra Sevil \u00e7ekine \u00e7ekine yazd\u0131, internetten de kapatt\u0131r\u0131labilindi\u011fini, bakm\u0131\u015f oldu\u011fumu, fakat pek \u00e7ok \u015fey yap\u0131labilse de, iptali bulamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131, olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fc yazd\u0131m ben de, sa\u011folsun ba\u011flant\u0131s\u0131na kadar g\u00f6nderdi, iki t\u0131kla kapatt\u0131rd\u0131m \u00e7evrimi\u00e7i \u00e7evrimi\u00e7i (ben \u015fubelere gidip s\u0131ralarda beklerken ayn\u0131 s\u0131rada fatura \u00f6demek i\u00e7in bekleyenlerden Bar\u0131\u015f&#8217;a yak\u0131n\u0131yordum, ne diye internetten \u00f6demezler ki? diye).<\/p>\n<p>Demi\u015f miydim, g\u00fcnler ge\u00e7iyor, ku\u015flar u\u00e7uyor, hayat&#8230; hem daha ge\u00e7en a\u011fabeyimlere Efe; Efeler&#8217;e de L\u00e9on geldi: minik tatl\u0131 yumaklar&#8230; 8)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Haz\u0131r Lennon yine indirime girmi\u015fken, onun hayat hakk\u0131ndaki g\u00fczel s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc an\u0131msatmak istedim: Hayat, siz ba\u015fka bir \u015feyler planlamaktayken ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131za gelendir. (Life is what happens to you when you&#8217;re busy making other plans)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7030"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7030"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7039,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7030\/revisions\/7039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}