{"id":7535,"date":"2024-02-02T21:43:55","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T18:43:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/?p=7535"},"modified":"2024-02-02T22:01:20","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T19:01:20","slug":"hal-hatir-und-40-satir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/2024\/02\/02\/hal-hatir-und-40-satir\/","title":{"rendered":"Hal Hat\u0131r und 40 Sat\u0131r"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Bir s\u00fcredir \u0130stanbul’day\u0131m. Bu sabah misler gibi Sar\u0131yer B\u00f6re\u011fi yedim (om nom nom) – aram\u0131zda kals\u0131n ama ne zamand\u0131r b\u00f6rekten konu a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131nda kendi kendime bir durup d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyordum Karak\u00f6y m\u00fcyd\u00fc, Sar\u0131yer miydi diye… o derece ama buradayken ucundan \u00f6z\u00fcme d\u00f6ner gibi oldum, birka\u00e7 semtten ge\u00e7erken oran\u0131n ismini, etraf\u0131ndaki semtleri hat\u0131rlad\u0131m az \u00e7ok (Hal\u0131c\u0131o\u011flu, Balat, Ey\u00fcp, ilk hal\u0131 saha, Dinarsu…)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kad\u0131k\u00f6y’e inmedim (sadece y\u00fcr\u00fcme mesafesindeki Hups* ile Panel K\u0131rtasiye’ye gittim, i\u015fte bir de bu sabah \u00d6z Sar\u0131yer B\u00f6rek\u00e7isi’ne) ama Kad\u0131k\u00f6y g\u00fczel bir yer (ortaokula kadar \u015ei\u015fli’de (bir apart\u0131manda), ortaokul\/liseyi Bak\u0131rk\u00f6y’de, \u00fcniversiteyi k\u0131sa bir s\u00fcre Ka\u011f\u0131thane, uzun bir s\u00fcre Ata\u015fehir’in oralarda ya\u015fad\u0131m: Lise \/ \u00fcniversitenin ilk y\u0131llar\u0131 yo\u011fun \u015fekilde Beyo\u011flu’nda, \u00fcniversitenin son y\u0131llar\u0131 ise Beyaz\u0131t\/\u00c7emberlita\u015f civar\u0131nda ge\u00e7ti daha \u00e7ok). Slow Horses 3’de Fantastic Beasts’in teyzesi (Katherine Waterston imi\u015f ad\u0131) Ortak\u00f6y’den bot-taksi’ye binip altyaz\u0131’da “to Kad\u0131k\u00f6y” yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131nda, inip de dola\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 yerin Karak\u00f6y oldu\u011funu bilecek kadar unutmam\u0131\u015f\u0131m buralar\u0131 hen\u00fcz. 8)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130stanbul g\u00fczellemesi yapmayaca\u011f\u0131m, sonu\u00e7ta kli\u015fe tabirle: “\u0130stanbul gezilecek yer, ya\u015fanacak yer de\u011fil.” (okkada 8) Kad\u0131k\u00f6y \u015f\u00f6yle g\u00fczel bir yer mesela:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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G\u00fczel insanlar, g\u00fczel semt! 8)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

*Hups’ta da \u015f\u00f6yle bir \u015fey oldu: Ben girdi\u011fimde bir bey al\u0131\u015fveri\u015f yap\u0131yordu, oradaki han\u0131mla sohbet ederken “Ankara’da, aletli pilates yaparken…” dedi, ben de, 10 bin y\u0131l\u0131n introvert’i, art\u0131k nas\u0131l olduysa atlad\u0131m “aaa, Ankara’da hangi reformer pilatese gidiyorsunuz, ben de Ankaral\u0131y\u0131m…” (\u015fair burada “reformer” diyerek, konu hakk\u0131ndaki engin bilgisinin havas\u0131n\u0131 at\u0131yor), me\u011ferse Ankara’da pilates e\u011fitmeni imi\u015f arkada\u015f. Sonra onun i\u015fi bitti, vedala\u015ft\u0131k, bir s\u00fcre sonra da bir han\u0131m, bir \u00e7ocu\u011fu ve \u00e7ocu\u011funun arkada\u015f\u0131 girdiler, me\u011ferse onlar da Ankara’dan gelmemi\u015fler mi! Sonras\u0131nda dedim ki: siz en iyisi Ankara’da \u015fube a\u00e7\u0131n, bug\u00fcn Ankaral\u0131lar g\u00fcn\u00fc olmu\u015f! (bu vesileyle ben de ileride okuyaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z -\u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc bu k\u0131s\u0131m sonradan edit-\u00fczere, \u00fcr\u00fcn yerle\u015ftirmesi yapm\u0131\u015f gibi oldum ama Hups’u bilmemeniz \u00e7ok normal, zira kendi halinde, ihra\u00e7 fazlas\u0131 k\u0131yafet satan g\u00fczide, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir ma\u011faza… 8)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Burada ayr\u0131ca bol bol televizyona maruz kal\u0131yorum: gelinim mutfakta, survivor, Zuhal Topal’la Yemekteyiz, Esra Erol’la bir \u015fey, M\u00fcge Anl\u0131’yla bamba\u015fka bir \u015fey, K\u0131z\u0131lc\u0131k \u015eerbeti, \u0130nci Taneleri, Sand\u0131k Kokusu, Mi\u011ffer Dibi Sava\u015f\u0131 (bu sonuncu \u015faka tabii, ah ke\u015fke ke\u015fke…). M\u00fcge Anl\u0131’da Ankaral\u0131lar vard\u0131; amca kaybolmu\u015f, onu ar\u0131yorlard\u0131, sonra arabas\u0131nda g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fclenen bir \u00e7ocu\u011fu buldular, \u00e7ocuk mant\u0131kl\u0131 mant\u0131kl\u0131 anlatmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131, ben inand\u0131m masum oldu\u011funa, me\u011fer -san\u0131r\u0131m- katil oymu\u015f, \u00f6ld\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f amcay\u0131!.. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Travma \u00fczerine travma!.. Mesela Gelinim Mutfakta’da mark\u00f6rle ka\u015f \u00e7izilen \u015fu teyzenin a\u015f\u0131r\u0131 ciddiyeti:<\/p>\n\n\n

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Photoshop yok, ger\u00e7ek ekran g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcs\u00fc<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n
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Di\u015fi Yakar\u0131\u015f’\u0131n D\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f\u00fc!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n
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T\u00fcrk Gelin Programlar\u0131nda S\u0131radan Br G\u00fcn, Elvira ile \u00c7ullama K\u00f6ftesi<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Bir de \u00fcr\u00fcn yerle\u015ftirmesi diye bir \u015fey var, \u00f6yle b\u00f6yle de\u011fil. K\u0131z\u0131lc\u0131k \u015eerbeti’nde genelde layikler<\/em> yap\u0131yor, mesela ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131\u015f \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131\u015f (ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131\u015f \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131\u015f T\u00fcrk dizilerinin gerek \u015fart\u0131, raison d’etre<\/em>‘si) olmu\u015f herkes birbirine trip atm\u0131\u015f, arkada\u015flar mutfa\u011fa gidiyor, arkadaki gergin m\u00fczik bir anda bitiyor, bariz neskafe po\u015fetinden bariz neskafe kupalar\u0131na dolduruyorlar kahvelerini, y\u00fczlerinde bir tebess\u00fcm, “bu bardakta kahveden fazlas\u0131 var” diyorlar yudum al\u0131rken (\u015faka de\u011fil, ger\u00e7ekten b\u00f6yle!). Tik tok var sonra, aman ne pis ne pis bir \u015feymi\u015f… K\u0131z\u0131lc\u0131k \u015eerbeti de, Didem Arslan Y\u0131lmaz da t\u00fc kaka aman sak\u0131n ha diye iyice tembihliyor… (yok zaten bende tik tok).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130nci Taneleri’nde zengin d\u00fc\u011fmeci fabrikat\u00f6r teyze var, ne kadar ne kadar tan\u0131d\u0131k geldi, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm durdum, sonra “\u015eehnaz Tango’nun yakartop’u” geldi akl\u0131ma, bir bir saat de onu arad\u0131m, buldum, G\u00fcl Onat’\u0131n canland\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131 Nilg\u00fcn karakteri imi\u015f. \u0130nci Taneleri’ndeki karakteri oynayan da Selma Erge\u00e7 imi\u015f, tabii aralar\u0131nda 40 ya\u015f fark vard\u0131r ama televizyon seyretmedi\u011fim i\u00e7in bende rezonansa giriyor. Ah bir de akl\u0131ma tak\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131, i\u015fte hayat\u0131n\u0131z gibi bir programd\u0131, o g\u00fcn\u00fcn misafirinin kravat\u0131n\u0131 keserdi hat\u0131ra olsun diye, ara ara, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn… bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc bulamad\u0131m. Bloomberg’te “Asl\u0131 \u015eafak’la \u0130\u015fin Asl\u0131” diye bir program var, o da \u00e7ok benziyordu bu arad\u0131\u011f\u0131m ki\u015fiye, sonra annem hat\u0131rlad\u0131, Yasemin Bozkurt’tu ya(w)! Yasemin’in Penceresi. Ach zo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130\u015fte bu derece batt\u0131k televizyona, pa\u00e7alardan ak\u0131yor. Halbuki Ece’nin 4 ya\u015f\u0131ndan beri (Miyazaki sa\u011folsun) dile getirdi\u011fi bir \u015fey var: bir filmde sadece k\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fck yapan k\u00f6t\u00fc bir karakter varsa, safi iyiler varsa dandik bir \u015fey izliyorsunuzdur (aha \u015fimdi de K\u0131z\u0131lc\u0131k \u015eerbeti’nde temizlik robotu mutlu mesut bir \u015fekilde evi s\u00fcp\u00fcr\u00fcyor! Ondan bir sahne \u00f6nce \u00e7ocu\u011fu ba\u015fkas\u0131ndan diye evden kovulan bir teyze h\u00fcng\u00fcr h\u00fcng\u00fcr kap\u0131da a\u011fl\u0131yordu).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Televizyon korkun\u00e7 Allah’\u0131m<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bir s\u00fcredir \u0130stanbul’day\u0131m. Bu sabah misler gibi Sar\u0131yer B\u00f6re\u011fi yedim (om nom nom) – aram\u0131zda kals\u0131n ama ne zamand\u0131r b\u00f6rekten konu a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131nda kendi kendime bir durup d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyordum Karak\u00f6y m\u00fcyd\u00fc, Sar\u0131yer miydi diye… o derece ama buradayken ucundan \u00f6z\u00fcme d\u00f6ner gibi oldum, birka\u00e7 semtten ge\u00e7erken oran\u0131n ismini, etraf\u0131ndaki semtleri hat\u0131rlad\u0131m az \u00e7ok (Hal\u0131c\u0131o\u011flu, Balat, Ey\u00fcp, ilk … Okumaya devam et “Hal Hat\u0131r und 40 Sat\u0131r”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7535"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7547,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7535\/revisions\/7547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emresururi.com\/blogs\/sururi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}