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Father
Father is the man that supposedly laid his seed into your mother, and after a period of some time (depends on species), you were born.

Now, the truth is that whatever your mother told you about the identity of you father is a complete lie. Your true father is most likely a mail man, a car mechanic, or a repair man that came to repair something at your house.

The male that you consider to be your father is just a surrogate that your mother uses to support the growth of another male's offspring, not unlike what a coocoo bird would do.

Father may be a composite of the words Fat and Her, after the condition his wife gets into after he lays his seed.

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